The State of Malabo State is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 17.456 billion Malabo Stateans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, although Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Malabo Statean economy, worth 883 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Cheese Exports, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,629 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 344,215 per year while the poor average 2,720, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, Malabo State has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Malabo State in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Malabo State's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Malabo State is ranked 214,563^rd in the world and 4^th in Malabo for Safest, scoring 29.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.